Dutch say Pisa no longer Europe's most leaning tower
Then they sober up and say, "Never mind."

Don't take "holy" water onto pope plane
Although what are the odds you'll be invited onto the Pope's plane?

Police to shame jaywalkers on TV
How can you jaywalk on a TV set?

Neapolitans get free pizza in price protest
So try this at your local pizza joint!

Disposable diaper breaks fall, saves child's life
Now refuses toilet training.

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