Hey, thanks for visiting! I'm sure you're wondering what this is all about. Well, it's about a little bit of humor every day. That's it. No more, no less. I'm just having a little fun with wordplay.

All my life I've been making puns and looking at sentences in odd ways. These stupid little jokes occur to me all the time, and I figured it was time to share them with the world. If you like these jokes, this site is for you. If you think this is stupid, move along, nothing to see here.

Are the headlines real? Yup, 100% real (unless I make a typo or something). They come from a variety of news sources, they are all legit, and the comment underneath each headline is merely the wordplay that occurred to me when I saw the headline. In some cases, it's not wordplay but just a very funny story in its own right. The way I see it, there are enough sites where you can get bad news. On this site, you can be sure of finding something funny in the news every day.

Am I making fun of the stories? No, not at all. In fact, I usually don't even read the stories. I just see the headline, a funny interpretation of the words come to mind, and that's it. I do try to avoid obviously sensitive stories -- I'm truly not trying to offend anyone. If I offended you in any way, be assured that wasn't my intent.

I do accept reader submissions, by the way. Email me at webmaster@funwithheadlines.net. No guarantees, but if I think what you sent me is funny, I'll gladly post it. I'll give you full credit, if you desire, or just label it as 'Reader Submission', if you don't. Just let me know in your email. And if you don't see your submission posted, it only means it didn't strike me as funny enough. It is my site, after all.

If you give me your email address, will I ever use it to spam you? No. Never. No really, I mean never. I believe in privacy. I will never, ever share any personal information you provide me. Not even if the creditors are dragging me off to debtor's prison (how Dickensian!) and an advertising executive is waving cash in my face in exchange for my releasing your personal information. Got it? That's how serious I am about this.

Now go enjoy the site and, if you like it, tell a friend or two, or send me an email and tell me about it. I get visitors regularly, but surprising few who email me about something they saw and enjoyed. So go ahead and write!

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