Airline crew bares all to get flyers' attention
But since it was the safety instructions, they were still ignored.

Conn. woman's encounter with 'Big Foot' a hoax
But stands by her claim that her husband is a 'Fathead.'

Va. woman rides to landfill in trash bin
But promises to improve her self-esteem soon.

Man says bear mugged him for his Italian sandwich
Dude, it's not worth it. Give up the lunch!

New Swiss firefighting tool: TV remote control
If the fire looks too rough, they change the channel and move on.

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