Fiddler looks for quick payday via eBay
How much to not play?

New York magnate leaves billions to the dogs
Heirs say it's for the birds.

Famous German teddy bear firm to quit China
And just use paper plates.

The Tate takes on gallery sprinters
Usually those who sneak in without paying.

New Zealand man puts up his soul for auction
Devil says, "Well, that's easy!"

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